Cheeky Charlatans: Insult Bot

My next #cheekycharlatan for Virtual Bastion‘s April Fool’s month was Insult Bot, a Fallout 76 resident with plenty of zingers to pass out to wastelanders one and all!

VIRTUAL BASTION

Picture this.

It’s 25 years after humanity has been obliterated, and you emerge, somewhat bleary-eyed, from the safety of your underground vault into the West Virginia wilderness. With nothing in your possession but your C.A.M.P, a few meds, and a party hat, you spot some weapons and ammo clutched in the arms of a nearby corpse (ewww). You quickly grab what you can and head for the hills, steeling yourself against facing whatever may be out there.

After spending a few hours roaming in the shadows and ending up nowhere in particular, you randomly turn around and find yourself standing face-to-face with a robot! A robot that…seems friendly?

“Stop! Target acquired,” it says. (Um, you were already stopped, so…)

After a brief pause, the robot then says “I considered attacking you on sight, but I don’t think I could hurt you any more than life already has. Zing.”…

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