It’s time for more Ori and the Blind Forest from Virtual Bastion’s YouTube Channel!
If I ever had to create a dating profile, here’s what it’d say:
- Clumsy; great at toe-stubbing
- Got a “C” in physics in high school
- Can’t tell left from right, especially when giving direction (so don’t ask)
If these three traits could be combined into some sort of physical form, they’d be the nightmarish hellscape of the Forlorn Ruins in Ori and the Blind Forest. In a place where up is down and left is right, my soul cries for sweet, sweet death, because it is better than being forced to navigate a place where gravity makes no sense.
I do survive, but I’m not sure it’s for the better.